Typical Christian husband: “Honey; where are the kids?”
Typical Christian wife: “I dropped them off at church this morning for their C-DIP.”
Typical Christian husband: “Oh, why didn’t you tell me? I could use a dip in the sea.”
Typical Christian wife: “It’s not a dip in the sea, bonehead. ‘C-DIP’ stands for ‘Christian Doctrine Implantation Process’. It’s what we used to call Sunday school.”
Do you think the term ‘C-DIP’ is going to become part of everyday Christian vernacular?
heh...Don't forget...I shortened it to C-DIP. ;-)
Reply:So Protestant! The Catholics call it catechism, not Sunday school.
Thank God I didn't pay attention in C-DIP.
Reply:I just had my brain washed and I can't do a thing with it.
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